A couple thousand people wander onto this site every week, and you have to figure they’re not all here to listen to me complain about corporate average fuel economy or wax lyrical about some starlet’s dazzling legs. They’re looking for something, and looking at those somethings is what we do on a Monday morning.
little fat yogurt girl shit outside street porn: Which is not to say that we necessarily enjoy looking at those somethings.
fakelike: For when full fake is overkill.
in the excerpt, which concept causes the downfall of humanity? The one where persons of no recognizable merit are handed the reins of power.
frickin frack: What she said after the earthquake rattled her home in the oil patch.
in this stanza, prufrock repeats “do i dare?” three times. what does the repetition indicate about his state of mind? he is indecisive. he is worried about the stairs. he is adventurous. he wants to be on time: And he’s afraid of drooling peach juice down his vest.
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brenda is always ready with a story to tell about performance in her area. unfortunately, brenda sometimes leaves out important facts and makes statements that cannot be corroborated. brenda is delivering: Her bid to succeed Sean Spicer as White House Press Secretary.
“marlboro” “smut”: The third-largest export of Marlboro Country, following tobacco and emphysema.
crossdresser fingering: So long as he keeps it to himself.
handful of singles: What’s left of your savings account.
48 hour psychiatric hold: After which you will be released into the wild once more.
who is judge jeanine pirro’s plastic surgeon: I have no idea, but surely he deserves a raise.