Yes, folks, it’s time once again for us to shake out the logs and hope something funny, or at least inexplicably stupid, falls out. Fortunately, something usually does.
viascum scam: Or is that “viascam scum”?
when you barely stick the tip in: You get her just as pregnant, with none of the attendant pleasures.
just gopher it: I can’t gopher that. (No can do.)
superior potassium: Sort of like Special K, then?
nothing ruins hump day like: Not humping.
bra “uncomfortable”: Well, Chuckie, you probably shouldn’t have been rummaging through your sister’s underwear drawer.
men pee pants: Well, Chuckie, you probably shouldn’t have been rummaging through your father’s liquor cabinet.
men pout: Especially, I surmise, after they’ve just peed their pants.
spoiler on the back of a car: Because putting it on the front would look stupid.
seven students — four girls and three boys — have volunteered to direct the class play. mrs. barry decides the only fair way to pick a director is to put all of their names in a hat and draw a name. what is the theoretical probability that a boy’s name will be chosen? Zero. If they don’t pick a girl, they’ll be facing a Title IX hearing.
gruesome car accident photos with the dead bodies: You know, Chuckie, I think you were better off wearing your sister’s underwear.