Cold and rainy on the West Coast; rainy and cold and really rainy on the East Coast. In between, maybe not so bad. We might even be able to go raiding the logs for funny stuff.
what character in mystery stories became invisable by touching her wrist: That was probably Scarlet O’Neil, though I have to admit I never actually saw her do it.
british diplomats tropical duty pay: One extra cup of tea, tepid.
you probably believe that the earth is spherical: What’s more, I probably think this song is about me.
a classmate leaves a message on your voice mail betting that you cannot throw a stone high enough so it lands on the roof of a 20 m high building. as you stare out of your window pondering whether to accept the challenge: A stone comes from out of nowhere and knocks you to the floor.
theocracy flag: A white field with an image of the deity and the motto “DON’T SCREW WITH ME.”
grackle control: It’s over there on the right, right below the tuning knob.
philadelphia experiment sailors fused to ship: Only the first time; subsequent experiments were met with refusal.
judge jeanine pirro cleavage: Why didn’t you say so? All this time she’s been sending shoefies.
has morgan fairchild ever been nude: Not once. She was born wrapped in swaddling clothes, and bathes by driving through the car wash with the top down.
how to make viagra at home for men: This is a complicated drug; it’s not like throwing eleven herbs and spices into the mix and pronouncing it KFC.
dishardening: The inevitable result of trying to make Viagra at home.
phil spector’s wife adam carolla: Far as I know, Phil Spector was never married to Adam Carolla.