And yet again, it’s time for a romp through the search strings that brought people to this site, possibly the very people with fake medical-alert bracelets that say “Delete My Browser History.” (Hey, you never know, right?)
cody buys a soda that offers another soda free if he is lucky. the cap reads ‘1 in 6 wins!’, meaning that each soda has a 1/6 probability of winning. cody sees this and buys six of these sodas, thinking he is guaranteed a seventh. what is the true probability he will win at least one more soda? How long has this guy been in Congress?
what are transmission problems: What you have when your car won’t shift gears and you can’t understand why, it’s always done them before.
when the floor rusted through on her old car: And she said, “Geez, this is worse than transmission problems.”
chickens could not be taught to play baseball because they would chase the ball after it was batted, rather than run to first base. this was an example of: Why you pay so much more for free-range birds.
oppression definition: “They have it, and I want it, and they should be compelled to give it to me.”
i was batman: Sure you were, old fellow. Sure you were. Now take two of these and call me in the morning.
curry airball: It happens, but not often enough.
“roto rooter” “nude”: I don’t think I’d want to risk getting any of that yucky stuff on me.
down at the heels: Not the ideal place for your thong, at least on the street.
birthday nudist: Hence the phrase “birthday suit.”
al gore keeping the dream alive: Not a problem; the earth has never come close to running out of suckers.
dick owns a dog whose barking annoys dicks neighbor jane. suppose that the benefit of owning the dog is worth $700 to dick and that jane bears a cost of $500 from the barking. assuming dick has the legal right to keep the dog, a possible private solution to this problem is that: Dogs should not be owned by dicks.
how early can i refill my klonopin: This is what happens when you take three or four at a time.
canned hate: Now largely supplanted in the marketplace by canned whoopass.