If you’re new here, and by “new” I mean within the last week, because otherwise you’d certainly have seen this before: this is a weekly compendium of odd search strings, actually used by real Web surfers, which may or may not have been supposed to land here, but did.
nothing up my sleeve striptease: Eventually, of course, there is no sleeve.
sylvia label blind artest: They say that if you lack one of the senses, the other four will compensate. People with no sense at all, however, run for political office.
97 ford thunderbird lx v6 67,000 miles o/d light blinking: This phenomenon is described in your owner’s manual. If you do not have an owner’s manual, you have no business driving.
wheres the fuse for forth gear on a 2003 mazda: Gears don’t have fuses. You obviously need an owner’s manual.
bread without no meat: Modern-day equivalent: “We doubled your premium, but now your deductible is three times as high.”
where is “34th and vine” from the old song located: Just outside the gypsy’s place. You can’t miss it.
bad mlp, no idicator light cd4e: The only really bad MLP was Equestria Girls, where the girls didn’t seem to be getting much in the way of idication.
should i play mono remixes in mono: If that’s the way they’re mixed, it’s the only way you can play them.
rape and torture of diana ross and the supremes: Either somebody is spreading sick rumors, or somebody really, really didn’t like “Reflections.”
bess myerson wore a swim suit that was too small: This is a hell of a time to start complaining, don’t you think?
sex women next door impugn: Ha. Not with that impugny thing, Buster.