If you’re new here, and there is at least a measurable possibility that you are, here’s the deal: we look for search strings inside the URLs that brought people to this site, and we hope they’re amusing enough to snark about, otherwise we’ve wasted the entire morning so far. (We may have wasted it anyway, but that’s a whole ‘nother story.)
reapair cast transmission plate on pump mazda tribute: Um, no. You buy the new and improved plate from Ford, which has only been out for, oh, sixteen years or so.
driven gear housing for 5 speed transmission for 90 ford probe: Another Ford part (maybe, since Mazda was building stick shifts for Ford in that era), even older.
beauty product: Probably not a Ford part. [Note: The URL contains the string “start=3200,” which means this guy was digging way deep.]
34th and vine los angeles: They don’t actually intersect, which should tell you something about that love potion you seek.
chuck berry drummer at disneyland for my ding a ling: Very difficult to tell. Chuck, sensibly, will play with anyone so long as he gets paid.
Download Dizzy Lizzy compilation trance 2002: Someone getting dizzy from trance? Unpossible.
wb loss lerders: I’m at a loss trying to figure out how one lerds.
jenny boylan pantyhose: Gentlemen prefer Hanes — but if you were truly a gentleman, you wouldn’t be asking about the lady’s personal stuff.
sherily fenn sex scenes: That’s “Sherilyn.” Or “Miss Fenn” to you, bucko.
is motown studio/museum owned by satanist? There used to be a devil with a blue dress on, hanging around Detroit, but I don’t think she was all that interested in real estate.
rhino seal big daddy: The seal of approval, no doubt.