People look for stuff. This has been true of the World Wide Web ever since it went, um, World Wide back in the 1990s. I figure, the very least I can do is try to find what they’re looking for, and this is what the logs are for.
how to get rid of texting sound on galaxy prevolt: Maybe if you don’t actually text.
using your knowledge of the language of the political subculture: Describe a method of destroying said subculture once and for all.
i hope they serve beer in hell: They do. However, the British provided the refrigeration system.
we first knew them as the cute: “Who are the major consumers of cosmetic surgery?”
too large penis: Yeah, tell me another one, Stubby.
teenagers spend billions of dollars on stereo equipment and compact discs. they have the ability: To deafen you at great distances.
world tour fishing couldn’t connect to gate server: Insufficient bait.
how to hump a stuffed animal if your a girl: Actual girls would never, ever have to ask this.
extreme jailbait: You’re thinking of zygotes.
four winds revolving restaurant half price: Must have been the day they could muster up only two winds.
spoony’s brother killed a man: Doo-dah, doo-dah.
she’s got bite marks on her tongue: All the doo-dah day.