The Finch Formerly Known As Gold

25 August 2002

There's always room for J. Lo


"Isn't life as a modern woman hard enough without the dwindling number of realistically dimensioned women in the forefront of popular awareness? I want Jennifer Lopez to play an opera singer in a movie — and gain 100 pounds for the part!"

All this "rage" from Mona Magno-Veluz, because she, um, gained five pounds.

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