24 September 2002
Dear Santa (first in a series)
If you should somehow decide that Jesse Jackson has been nice this year, please bring him a sense of humor.
(Oh, and last year, I hung up a pair of Hanes Silk Reflections on the mantel. I really didn't expect you to fill them up, and you didn't, but if this small act of yearning landed me on the Naughty List, I do apologize.)Posted at 2:23 PM to Outgoing Mail