"I couldn't possibly fail to disagree with you less."
6 October 2002Vegetable Monitors at work for youThe following Incredibly Specific instruction is printed on the back of the one-pound bag of Albertson's Cut Corn I just took out of the freezer:
SELL BY 11 27 2003
11:07 pm
What happens after that? At midnight, does it turn into pumpkin-pie filling? Posted at 1:37 PM to Worth a ForkCharles, can't you read? Clearly, the transformation will occur at 11:08 pm! :-) Posted by: DavidMSC at 6:59 PM on 6 October 2002A good punchline can wait fifty-two goddamn minutes. :) Posted by: CGHill at 7:00 PM on 6 October 2002 |