The Finch Formerly Known As Gold

17 October 2002

Hair today, gone tomorrow

Susanna Cornett is not keen on these pointy buzz cuts for men:

It doesn't look studly, it looks precious. When I see a guy in my age range (35-45) with that gel-spiked short 'do, I want to grab him all right — to put his head under a spigot and get rid of that abomination!

Surely she doesn't prefer, um, mullets?

(When we met this past summer, I figured she was looking at me askance because she hadn't been expecting the Pillsbury Doughboy in a polo shirt and chinos. Now I must conclude that she was unhappy with my hair, such as it is. Besides, I'm out of her age range, and the list of further disqualifications would eat up the rest of this column and part of the next.)

Posted at 7:14 AM to Blogorrhea