1 November 2002
Everybody's heard about the bird
Lynn Sislo is not impressed with Oklahoma cockfighting or its boosters:
I can't tell you how appalled I am that there are actually some people so lacking in shame that they come right out in public on television and defend cockfighting as just another form of entertainment, like we were trying to ban baseball or something.
Well, of course not. Nobody bets on baseball. Except Pete Rose.
Apparently these pro-cockfighting people don't realize, or more likely just don't care, that cockfighting is the ultimate symbol of backward, stupid, white trash, low-life, scum of the Earth, low down filth that even a snake wouldn't slither over for fear of contaminating itself. Is it any wonder that the rest of the country thinks Oklahoma is backward? But of course we don't care. We are Oklahoma and we're proud and we must keep the rest of [the] country from stealing our children and contaminating them with those evil 20th century ideas.
Taking the last point first, the country isn't stealing our children; they're high-tailing it out of here first chance they get.
But I wrestled with this question (which is, incidentally, State Question 687) for half a day, and while I suspect I find the cockfighting culture, such as it is, every bit as distasteful as Lynn does, I'm not ready to baldly go where so many have gone before and say, "I hate this. Let's ban it." If I could ban everything I didn't like, there wouldn't be a hell of a lot left.
Still, the ban is likely to pass last poll I heard projected 62 percent in favor and being excessively introspective by nature, I have to wonder: how much of my position is based on rock-bottom conviction, and how much is an effort to persuade myself that I'm much more open-minded than anyone else thinks?
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