17 November 2002
I'll take Character Assassination for $200
A number of people have asked me, given my status as Repository of Unrelated Factoids, why I haven't tried to get on the TV game show Jeopardy! My standard answer "I have the charisma of Sam Donaldson on Quaaludes" seldom mollifies them, but eventually they stop asking.
However, David "Clubbeaux" Sims has made the effort, and while I'm in no position to award charisma points, I'm sure he's a lot more interesting than I am.