The Finch Formerly Known As Gold

16 December 2002

U can't watch this

My cable company, and probably also yours, is doing the hard-sell on the Digital Cable package, which doesn't actually carry digital television but which does contain about 400 channels, some of which you wouldn't watch if they put a gun to your head.

Hmmm....

Top Ten Least Popular Cable Channels

  10. VH3
    9. Assyrian Movie Classics
    8. ESPN for Dwarves
    7. Tragedy Central
    6. CNMSNBFDNBC
    5. Traffic Court TV
    4. Vegetable Planet
    3. Narc at Nite
    2. The Yahtzee Channel
    1. SCM (Sandler Classic Movies)

Nothing essential here, I should think.

Posted at 2:53 PM to Listing to One Side , Overmodulation


Hey, I enjoy the Yahtzee Channel. Especially when I'm wide awake at 3:00 a.m.

Nothing does the trick half as well, not even warm milk or Al Gore's Most Scintillating Campaign Speeches.

Posted by: Kevin McGehee at 3:13 PM on 16 December 2002