The Finch Formerly Known As Gold

4 January 2003

Terror firma

The ragtag bunch of losers known as the Earth Liberation Front (no link; I have some standards) is claiming responsibility for setting jugs of gasoline under six sport-utility vehicles at a Girard, Pennsylvania dealership and igniting them. Three SUVs were destroyed; three jugs failed to ignite.

What I want to know is this: Why in the hell are these people wasting fossil fuels? Don't they read their own propaganda?

(Muchas gracias: duckboy online.)

Posted at 7:51 PM to Dyssynergy

OMG. These are *evil* people. I clicked through to the ELF site, and if there's a sicker band of nuts on this planet...

Posted by: DavidMSC at 1:58 AM on 5 January 2003