The Finch Formerly Known As Gold

24 January 2003

Apocalypse pending

Jerry Springer has been characterized as a sleazeball TV host for so long it's hard to imagine how his public image could possibly get any worse.

Well, it can. Replace, if you will, "sleazeball TV host Jerry Springer" with "Senator Jerry Springer".

That sound you hear is the popping of the third seal.

(Muchas gracias: Kevin McGehee.)

Posted at 7:29 AM to Almost Yogurt


Lets hope he doesn't write any more checks to hookers.

Posted by: Ravenwood at 11:39 PM on 25 January 2003

Maybe that's the deal. As a Senator, he could cover the whole, um, thing with a government voucher.

Posted by: CGHill at 8:53 AM on 26 January 2003