The Finch Formerly Known As Gold

21 February 2003

Shoulda used the drive-thru

The robbery at BancFirst's Expressway branch in McAlester was fairly uneventful, as robberies go. The bank staff was clever enough to switch bags, and the thief walked away with nothing.

Slowly.

Police arrested Kenneth Ray Dean in the parking lot between the bank and a restaurant in a matter of moments. Dean is 71 and walks with a cane. Of course, bank employees had no way of knowing the cane wasn't loaded.

Posted at 7:43 AM to Soonerland , Wastes of Oxygen


Lord have mercy. They need to lower the retirement age for bank robbers.

Posted by: Kevin McGehee at 10:41 AM on 21 February 2003