23 February 2003
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At first, Donna reports, she was disappointed, but finally it dawned on her:
[T]hen I realized how unnecessary it is for me to see a movie called How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days since I can lose one in 10 minutes.
Maybe that should be the sequel. (I can see the ads now: "Got a couple of hours? Lose a dozen guys!")