The Finch Formerly Known As Gold

23 February 2003

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At first, Donna reports, she was disappointed, but finally it dawned on her:

[T]hen I realized how unnecessary it is for me to see a movie called How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days since I can lose one in 10 minutes.

Maybe that should be the sequel. (I can see the ads now: "Got a couple of hours? Lose a dozen guys!")

Posted at 6:23 PM to Table for One

More like another reality show: "Alex, I can lose that guy in four minutes and 33 seconds."

Posted by: Kevin McGehee at 7:38 AM on 24 February 2003

She gonna give him the silent treatment?

Posted by: CGHill at 9:11 AM on 24 February 2003

She might actually keep him if she could do that.

Posted by: Kevin McGehee at 10:18 AM on 25 February 2003

I shudder to imagine the obligatory Home Version.

Posted by: CGHill at 7:43 AM on 26 February 2003