The Finch Formerly Known As Gold

22 March 2003

Dozer to be expected

To no one's surprise, there's now an entry at petitiononline.com collecting signatures asking for an investigation into the death of Rachel Corrie, last seen meeting the business end of earth-moving equipment in the Gaza Strip.

But what's to investigate? She was playing Human Shield, and this particular role evidently took more out of her than she had intended. Nothing out of the ordinary. If anyone should be investigating this incident, it's the Darwin Awards committee.

Posted at 11:25 AM to Dyssynergy


Yeah, the cause of death should be pretty straight forward. But then again, there were similar cries when that idiotic tree sitter fell out of the tree.

Taranto (Best o' the Web) said his cause of death should be obvious. Gravity.

Posted by: Ravenwood at 6:00 PM on 22 March 2003

Yeah. Gravity sucks.

Posted by: Kevin McGehee at 6:09 PM on 22 March 2003

Downward, generally.

Posted by: CGHill at 8:15 PM on 22 March 2003