The Finch Formerly Known As Gold

22 March 2003

More things Blix missed

If it's seemed to you, as it has to me, that Baghdad isn't putting up much of a fight, well, their arsenal has been, um, rather inaccurately inventoried of late. To correct this error: from the Home Office, hurriedly being relocated to Mozambique even as we speak, Play One on TV presents the Top Ten Iraqi Weapons of Mass Destruction.

(Cripes, even I have one of these.)

Posted at 2:36 PM to Dyssynergy

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It's the Gottfried recording, isn't it?

Posted by: Kevin McGehee at 6:11 PM on 22 March 2003 But thank you for playing.

Posted by: CGHill at 8:16 PM on 22 March 2003

I had to leave a couple of things off the list, mainly because it wouldn't be much of a "Top 10" list if it didn't have ten actual items, and a my son's Killer Yoda Lightsaber is technically only a "Matt's" weapon of destruction.

And if you actually own the solution to Rubik's cube, remember to tell the nice interrogators from the Department of Homeland Security that I haven't actually seen you face-to-face in several years.

Posted by: Joe Goodwin at 9:40 PM on 22 March 2003

Not to worry. So far as I know, it's the stock Magyar "Rubik", not "Muhammad al-Rubiq" or anything like that.

Posted by: CGHill at 4:51 PM on 23 March 2003