15 April 2003
If you scroll to the bottom of this item, you'll discover that Larry King has a certain fondness for thongs. At least it's not in the Marv Albert sense, thank heaven; still, there's something a trifle disconcerting, at least to me, about the whole septuagenarian-gawking-at-fortysomething-woman scene. (My father is 75, and his wife is 50, but I've never known him to gawk.)
Small voice doing a bad imitation of General Zod: "Is this your way of expiating your guilt for running that Google search for olsen twins fan fiction?"
Um, that was research, dammit, and I made a point of avoiding the more prurient stuff.
Posted at 10:50 AM to Almost Yogurt
Olsen twins fan fiction?? that's just....
words can't even describe how wrong that is.
"Depraved" is a good start, at least for some of it. (I didn't burrow too deeply into this particular realm; even I have standards.)
There seems to be money in it -- where do you think they get their scripts?
I figure there's one giant script out there, about seventy-five feet thick, and whenever they need a new direct-to-video feature, they just pull off the top 80 or 90 pages.
That is a most amazing title to the post.
Sometimes the titles write themselves; sometimes I spend more time on the title than on the actual post.
No fair guessing which is which. :)