The Finch Formerly Known As Gold

15 April 2003

King leer

If you scroll to the bottom of this item, you'll discover that Larry King has a certain fondness for thongs. At least it's not in the Marv Albert sense, thank heaven; still, there's something a trifle disconcerting, at least to me, about the whole septuagenarian-gawking-at-fortysomething-woman scene. (My father is 75, and his wife is 50, but I've never known him to gawk.)

Small voice doing a bad imitation of General Zod: "Is this your way of expiating your guilt for running that Google search for olsen twins fan fiction?"

Um, that was research, dammit, and I made a point of avoiding the more prurient stuff.

Posted at 10:50 AM to Almost Yogurt


Olsen twins fan fiction?? that's just....

words can't even describe how wrong that is.

Posted by: Cam at 6:33 PM on 15 April 2003

"Depraved" is a good start, at least for some of it. (I didn't burrow too deeply into this particular realm; even I have standards.)

Posted by: CGHill at 7:01 PM on 15 April 2003

There seems to be money in it -- where do you think they get their scripts?

Posted by: Kevin McGehee at 12:29 PM on 16 April 2003

I figure there's one giant script out there, about seventy-five feet thick, and whenever they need a new direct-to-video feature, they just pull off the top 80 or 90 pages.

Posted by: CGHill at 5:19 PM on 16 April 2003

"KING LEER"

That is a most amazing title to the post.

Clever indeed.

Hah.

Posted by: bleeding brain at 6:55 PM on 20 April 2003

Sometimes the titles write themselves; sometimes I spend more time on the title than on the actual post.

No fair guessing which is which. :)

Posted by: CGHill at 8:48 PM on 20 April 2003