The Finch Formerly Known As Gold

21 April 2003

Smoke 'em if you got 'em

Licensed to Kill, Inc. is a Virginia-based tobacco company. I think. Certainly that's what it says in their corporate charter. Whether they'll actually market any of their product line remains to be seen: certainly I haven't seen any at the local stores yet. Still, considered solely as a vendor of agitprop, they're already way ahead of those schnooks at the American Legacy Foundation.

Posted at 6:34 AM to Dyssynergy

It looks like an attempt to be cynical or coy ended up being bitter.

While I don't smoke, I typically treat people that declare a substance to 'cause' cancer (whether it be food, cigarettes, or cell phones) with the same joy and admiration that I treat solicitors trying to sell me on their long distance phone service.

Posted by: Ravenwood at 1:26 PM on 21 April 2003

Well done anyway for trying to bypass the usual propaganda. I like it.

Posted by: Nacel at 5:04 PM on 22 April 2003

And if they do get into the stores, they'll score big for shock value, which is always worth something.

Posted by: CGHill at 7:36 PM on 22 April 2003