25 April 2003
Best. Post. Ever.
No, of course it's not mine.
It's Tim Blair's, and quoting even one sentence of it would destroy its gorgeous continuity.
Assuming (a safe assumption these days) that Blogspot's archive links are hosed, and not in the Hanes Silk Reflections sense, you want the Friday, 25 April, 6:30 pm item about R. E. "Ted" Turner.