5 May 2003
The Robbins report
The Man from F.U.N.K.L.E. has an idea what's going through Tim Robbins' head right about now:
Well, I hope you're all happy. You've made me go and do it. I've hired a PR firm to combat all the negative press I've been getting for my anti-war stance. I didn't realize that being outspoken and controversial meant that people might not like me anymore. What's the point of taking a stand if it means people will criticize you? Screw that. I mean, I'll still come out against violence and fatal diseases, unless of course there are people out there in favour of fatal diseases. I'm sure they have a good point to make. But from now on it's ixnay on the ontroversykay. No more peace signs at the Oscars for this hombre. Peace what's it done for us lately anyway? Starting today, I'd like to introduce you to the brand new Tim Robbins now with 50% fewer opinions!
Anyone up to marching for SARS? (No, Sars, not you.)