The Finch Formerly Known As Gold

5 May 2003

The Robbins report

The Man from F.U.N.K.L.E. has an idea what's going through Tim Robbins' head right about now:

Well, I hope you're all happy. You've made me go and do it. I've hired a PR firm to combat all the negative press I've been getting for my anti-war stance. I didn't realize that being outspoken and controversial meant that people might not like me anymore. What's the point of taking a stand if it means people will criticize you? Screw that. I mean, I'll still come out against violence and fatal diseases, unless of course there are people out there in favour of fatal diseases. I'm sure they have a good point to make. But from now on it's ixnay on the ontroversykay. No more peace signs at the Oscars for this hombre. Peace — what's it done for us lately anyway? Starting today, I'd like to introduce you to the brand new Tim Robbins — now with 50% fewer opinions!

Anyone up to marching for SARS? (No, Sars, not you.)

Posted at 4:11 PM to Political Science Fiction