The Finch Formerly Known As Gold

13 May 2003

Quik thinking

The lovely Weetabix probably won't be satisfied with half a Kit Kat:

I have this intense urge for chocolate that I cannot even begin to describe. Itís all about the chocolate. Chocolate chocolate chocolate. Suddenly, the Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs bird doesn't seem so over the top. He was merely motivated and thinking outside the box. You've got to admire that, really. He wasn't channeling Bing Crosby like Honey Bear. He wasn't on speed like Dig Em Smacks. He wasn't epaulet-wearing alternative lifestyle poster boys like Snap, Crackle and Pop. He wasn't a freak like Count Chocula or Frankenberry. He wasn't all sly and full of artifice, like the Trix rabbit. He was just jonesing on some chocolate. You've gotta give a brotha his chocolate, baby. To hold out ain't righteous. Or something.

(Mental note: What possessed me to buy these damned inside-out Oreos?)

Posted at 4:00 PM to Worth a Fork


Great. I'm now hankering for chocolate myself, and there's NONE to be had at the house.

Posted by: Cam at 4:39 PM on 13 May 2003

Inside-out Oreos -- I've been wondering whatever became of the genius behind New Coke.

Posted by: McGehee at 9:25 PM on 13 May 2003

oh ho...you would have loved that 501 Cafe fudge cake at the Arts Festival....

Wuhahhhahahahahahahaha

Posted by: alfredo stroessner at 6:52 PM on 14 May 2003