17 May 2003
So I looked at that number, blinked, and figured it must have been a punchline at some point or another:
BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY Business organization with strong ethnic ties seeks ambitious, loyal, profit-minded workers for mostly-permanent positions. Now hiring in New York, NY; Las Vegas, NV; almost anywhere in NJ. For information call 1-800-CRIMINAL.
But apparently it's for real, and belongs to this guy; it's not mentioned on his Web site, but it does appear in his ad on the back cover of one of our multitudinous local phone books.
It could be worse, I suppose. God forbid there should be, for instance, an anorexia support group at 1-877-2 GO BARF.
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