The Finch Formerly Known As Gold

4 June 2003

Memos during wartime

Few people avoid the telephone as much as I do, but apparently Boathouse Group is just crammed full of kindred spirits, prompting this corporate nastygram:

If you think this doesn't apply to you, don't make any large cash purchases any time soon. For creative people, wearing headphones doesn't free you from this responsibility. If you think I'm kidding, try me.

We sent out a nice e-mail about this. Apparently it didn't work. This ain't no disco, this ain't no party, this ain't no fooling around.

I think we can safely assume that someone got Byrned.

(Via Pop Culture Junk Mail)

Posted at 7:37 AM to Dyssynergy