The Finch Formerly Known As Gold

4 June 2003

Hey, it could happen

Tionne "T-Boz" Watkins and Rozanda "Chilli" Thomas, the two surviving members of hip-hop/R&B group TLC, have filed suit in a Georgia court charging Discovery Communications, Inc., owner of The Learning Channel, with trademark infringement. The cable channel's logo consists of the three letters T L C in a serif font, under which is placed the motto "Life Unscripted".

"It is obvious," said Watkins, "that Discovery is taking advantage of, and intends to further take advantage of, our collective name and persona without seeking our consent. Our dear friend Left Eye [Lisa Lopes, who was killed in an automobile accident in Honduras in 2002] would never forgive us if we let this matter slide."

"Besides," added Thomas, "we're a lot better looking than Spike Lee."

A spokesman for Discovery Communications said he had not seen the suit, but pointed out that Discovery's rebranding of The Learning Channel took place in 1991, one year before Watkins, Lopes and Thomas formed their group in Atlanta.

(Inspired by this Cam Edwards post)

Posted at 8:20 PM to Bogus History

You *almost* had me believing it...just for a minute or two...

Well done.

Posted by: David at 11:28 PM on 4 June 2003

In other news, Snoop Dogg is suing the estate of Charles Schulz...

Posted by: McGehee at 5:40 AM on 5 June 2003

Hah...Spike Lee owns the word "spike"?

Come on the right thing.

Posted by: Bleeding Brain at 8:59 AM on 5 June 2003