The Finch Formerly Known As Gold

7 June 2003

Thighs matter

I am normally unconcerned about how much an actor resembles the person being portrayed — both Alanis Morissette and Morgan Freeman can do God convincingly, I think — but no way am I going to believe that Hillary Rodham Clinton has legs like Sharon Stone's.

Posted at 9:30 AM to Almost Yogurt

The thought of Hillary doing that scene from Basic Instinct has already given me nightmares -- which I now happily share with you.

Posted by: McGehee at 11:55 AM on 7 June 2003

I shudder at the thought of Stone portraying Hillary doing the "leg-crossing thing."

Posted by: Venomous Kate at 1:58 PM on 7 June 2003

On the other hand, I wouldn't be surprised to hear that the Senator wields a mean ice-pick.

Posted by: CGHill at 2:27 PM on 7 June 2003

Sensei: "Let it become an extension of yourself."

Hillary: "And your point...?"

Posted by: McGehee at 2:38 PM on 7 June 2003

She'll have to put padding on her ankles to pull it off. Hillary's ankles were never meant to be anywhere near high heels... and especially not those cute little heeled thongs Kevin likes so much.

Posted by: Patty at 3:49 PM on 7 June 2003

Well, if Nicole Kidman can inflate her schnozz to play Virginia Woolf, surely Sharon Stone can pad out her gams — but it still seems like such a waste.

Posted by: CGHill at 5:40 PM on 7 June 2003