7 June 2003
I am normally unconcerned about how much an actor resembles the person being portrayed both Alanis Morissette and Morgan Freeman can do God convincingly, I think but no way am I going to believe that Hillary Rodham Clinton has legs like Sharon Stone's.
Posted at 9:30 AM to Almost Yogurt
The thought of Hillary doing that scene from Basic Instinct has already given me nightmares -- which I now happily share with you.
I shudder at the thought of Stone portraying Hillary doing the "leg-crossing thing."
On the other hand, I wouldn't be surprised to hear that the Senator wields a mean ice-pick.
Sensei: "Let it become an extension of yourself."
Hillary: "And your point...?"
She'll have to put padding on her ankles to pull it off. Hillary's ankles were never meant to be anywhere near high heels... and especially not those cute little heeled thongs Kevin likes so much.
Well, if Nicole Kidman can inflate her schnozz to play Virginia Woolf, surely Sharon Stone can pad out her gams but it still seems like such a waste.