"I couldn't possibly fail to disagree with you less."
9 June 2003Know thine audienceThe Elder at Fraters Libertas tries to assuage the frustration in the ranks of their readers:
Next I must apologize to Scott from Oklahoma City and all the other lonely, sexually deprived, thirty something men out there surfing the net in their underwear at 2:20am in the morning (recent market surveys indicate this segment compromises approximately 93% of our readership) who found the link promising Linda Carter's breasts broken last Friday.
I wish to state for the record that (1) it has been ten years since I could legitimately call myself "thirty-something" and (2) it is very difficult to imagine any circumstances under which I would be wearing underwear at 2:20 am. Oh, and he did fix the link. |