10 June 2003
Marked for death by Information Services (5)
Offense: Generating a six-hour print job and then one hour later sending an underling to ask if it's ready yet because "we need something to do."
I suggested something, but it requires an extremely detailed knowledge of anatomy, topology and non-Euclidean geometry, so I rather expect that it went undone.
(Update, 11 June, 7:05 am: They haven't picked it up yet.)