The Finch Formerly Known As Gold

15 June 2003

Where are the Hank Snows of yesteryear?

That Ain't Country dot Com, billed as "Latest Outrages to Grand Ole Country", is one of those sites that bemoan the vapidity of present-day Nashville, and while I suspect its writers would have been just as unhappy forty-odd years ago when Music Row started dubbing in strings behind Patsy Cline, they're delightfully snarky when they find a target — and these days, there's no shortage of targets.

I particularly liked this April denunciation of a Rascal Flatts disc:

Rascal Flatts sings spritely songs with good harmony and toe-tapping rhythms, but you can say exactly the same thing about the Backstreet Boys' albums, and for exactly the same reasons. Worse, both groups smell of Stridex and Zima, instead of whiskey and heartache.

You don't even want to imagine what they had to say about the Dixie Chicks.

Posted at 8:18 PM to Tongue and Groove

Hey, whatever happened to that Zima guy, anyway?

Posted by: McGehee at 10:57 PM on 15 June 2003

Mean drunk, I heard; you don't see him around much anymore.

Posted by: CGHill at 7:46 AM on 16 June 2003

Incidentally, we're getting some traffic from now, so cluttering up this comment section (as I am doing now) will create the illusion that people actually read the stuff I write. :)

Posted by: CGHill at 9:18 PM on 16 June 2003

The best way to create an illusion though...

Posted by: McGehee at 7:01 AM on 17 June 2003 to use more than one name for your comments.

Posted by: Cowboy Fred at 7:02 AM on 17 June 2003


(This has been a test of the Emergency Troll Notification System. If it had been an actual alert, normal discussion would have been discontinued.)

Posted by: CGHill at 7:36 AM on 17 June 2003

"Normal discussion"?

Posted by: McGehee at 8:04 AM on 17 June 2003

As distinguished from, say, the crap Andrea Harris has to put up with.

Posted by: CGHill at 8:51 AM on 17 June 2003

uh huh, sure. i can't seem to get there, so your writing is suspect until i see it (did i tell you that i'm from the show-me state?). :D

Posted by: Cyberangel at 10:58 PM on 17 June 2003

Incidentally, news items at TAC are automagically posted at a message board; the item which acknowledged my existence has drawn no comments at all. Were I possessed of O'Reilly-level self-absorption, I'd say I left them speechless. :)

Posted by: CGHill at 7:37 AM on 18 June 2003