18 June 2003
Inspiration, they say, is where you find it, and I have no doubt that it's true; but please be advised that while I have some experience with the concept don't even ask I will not be emulating this guy on the World Tour.
Posted at 8:18 PM to Birthday Suitable
, General Disinterest
I guess he doesn't plan on ever selling that car...
"I'll drive nude as much as I can. There's no sense in sitting in the seat all cramped by clothing," a naked Scott says. (Never mind that he's all cramped by his own girth, if that picture tells any story.)
The only thing that really upsets me is this guy is my age. Please don't tell me that's what 51 looks like.
Of course it doesn't look like that.
If you're really worried, though, please feel free to submit a comparable photo, and our team of crack experts will be happy to, um, er, never mind.
Huh-huh-huh. You said "crack."