The Finch Formerly Known As Gold

28 June 2003

It's not for lack of bread

Like the, um, Grateful Dead.

But my driver's license runs out next month while I'll be gallivanting across the country, so it dawned on me today that it might be a good idea to get the thing renewed. The downside, of course, is that it requires a photograph, and I don't photograph well on the best days, and this isn't one of the best days.

At the very least, I needed to do something about my hair, which is sparse in some spots and unruly in others, so I betook myself to the usual joint in the mall, where the woman who had done my hair for the preceding seven years had relocated after selling her shop.

She wasn't in yet, wouldn't be there until one, and the tag agent (a peculiarity of Oklahoma: a private firm that resells the state's licensing services) closed at noon, so I opted to work with the one stylist on hand: a statuesque young woman who underneath her trapezoidal 'do looked like she could have been Barbara Lynn's kid sister.

In between fits of screaming — why is it that automobile dealers believe you won't buy unless you've been deafened by their sales pitch? — the radio was playing a remake of Dobie Gray's 1973 hit "Drift Away", and the young lady was humming along just as happily as could be. I didn't have the heart to tell her this tune was probably older than she was, and besides, I hate to distract people while they're working on a difficult task like trying to make my head presentable.

I caught sight of her name only briefly, a jumble of random letters that looked like it could have been the generic name for some new wonder drug, but I'm reasonably certain I'll remember her next time through. And there's at least a slight chance she'll remember the dumpy old gnome who tipped her eight bucks on a $12 cut.

Posted at 12:48 PM to General Disinterest

A 66% tip? Damn, she must have done one hell of a good job, or else you're smitten...which is it I wonder?

Posted by: Marc at 5:25 PM on 28 June 2003

I'm with Marc. Which is it?

Should I consider going Greyhound to OKC for my next haircut?

Posted by: McGehee at 8:57 PM on 28 June 2003

[insert "amend5.txt"]

Posted by: CGHill at 9:03 PM on 28 June 2003

For that kind of tip... I do haircuts. Just keep that in mind.

Dobie Gray. A deeply seated memory I had to prompt via Google. I picked out "In Crowd" on the piano in 1965, and could draw a crowd in high school, unfortunately not the "IN" variety.

Posted by: fredf at 4:20 AM on 29 June 2003

It's a sure bet that Drift Away is featured on some current kidmedia somewhere.

Also a sure bet that she was hotter than a jalapeno milkshake, what with an $8 tip.

Posted by: Scott Chaffin at 9:05 PM on 30 June 2003