It's worse than that

No, the next line isn't "He's dead, Jim," but thank you for playing.

What's worrisome here is the potential death of a cliché.

It has long been said that what a woman really wants from a man, even more than sixpack abs and a handful of platinum cards and [this item deleted in a desperate attempt to appear tasteful], is a sense of humor.

Now Frank J. of IMAO is to humor what Jim Traficant is to bad hairpieces. And yet here's Frank, trying to get a date.

What's wrong with this picture? And if, heaven forbid, Frank should fail, what chance have the rest of us?

I'm going to bed. This is too much to take.

Posted at 8:50 PM to Table for One