The Finch Formerly Known As Gold

31 July 2003

It's a Jersey thing

While wandering around New Jersey last week, I spied a couple of signs that didn't make a whole lot of sense. "Keep New Jersey moving," they said, signed by Governor McGreevey. From the wording, this could be anything from a traffic-calming pitch to an ad for Metamucil, so I figured it was just McGreevey's way of reminding you that he's the governor on an otherwise useless sign.

Jeff Jarvis, however, finds them somewhat worse than useless:

What the F does that mean? Go faster? Rear-end the guy in front of you? Get out of town? Eat fiber?

The pinhead who decided to spend tax dollars to buy and install those signs should be strung up from any of the signs he installed. Actually, I'm sure it's a committee of pinheads.

I'm sure there's a perfectly logical explanation for this.

Posted at 8:59 AM to Dyssynergy