The Finch Formerly Known As Gold

7 August 2003

Sorry we burned your esophagus

Workers cleaning pumps at the Canton, Oklahoma water department last night accidentally spilled 250 gallons of hydrochloric acid into the town's water supply.

There is no truth to the rumor that Pfizer is airlifting ten thousand rolls of Rolaids to the stricken community.

Posted at 1:52 PM to Soonerland

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