26 August 2003
Did anybody this side of Fred Phelps actually think that SpongeBob SquarePants is gay?
Now bi, I might believe.
Posted at 7:43 AM to Almost Yogurt
Frankly, I always viewed him as being asexual. I think sex would gross him out.
Now Squidward - he's gay.
Don't sponges reproduce like amoebas?
What's with the squirrel, anyway?
Sandy? She's a friend from Texas who listens to Pantera. She's cooler than everyone in Bikini Bottom.
I once had an idea for a SpongeBob contraceptive...
What idiots...just like the morons who thought that Ren & Stimpy were gay.
They were BUDDIES, people - just pals. Sex wasn't even in the realm of possibility. They weren't even cognizant of such activity.
I am referring only to the first season and a half...after that, R&S just got plain stupid, gay undertones or not.
Aside from Stimpy's occasional dream of suckling a litter of mixed moronic kittens and high-strung puppies...