31 August 2003
Apparently I am farther behind the times than I had realized.
It's been an article of faith in these parts that lining one's hat with aluminum is the surest way to ward off the sort of mind-control beams that are routinely used against us by enemies both terrestrial and extraterrestrial. But time and technologies wait for no one, and, at least with regard to certain classes of extraterrestrials, a more effective screen is made with 3M's Velostat electroconductive shielding material.
3M, needless to say, makes no such representations with regard to its product, but of course it can't.
(Via Cruel Site of the Day)Posted at 12:36 PM to Dyssynergy