The Finch Formerly Known As Gold

20 September 2003

How to tell you're in Hell

The person living directly over you has both a taste for hip-hop and a subwoofer.

Posted at 11:38 AM to Dyssynergy


That's where a sawed off shotgun comes in REALLY handy. Heh heh heh. Oh, ahem.....sorry. SHAME on me. LOL.

Great site!!

Posted by: Asherah at 12:05 PM on 20 September 2003

General Quarters! General Quarters! All available units to Dustbury ASAP! Full kit! Weapons free! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!

Posted by: Francis W. Porretto at 12:37 PM on 20 September 2003

How to tell you are driving in Hell - the car next to you has more watts than horsepower plus a 2 foot wing on the back and a chrome coffee can muffler and a taste for hip-hop.

Posted by: Jim Stewart at 2:26 PM on 20 September 2003

No, she's a 300# black woman with a loud mouth and she sits on her phone at her dining room table, 6 feet from your bedroom window. Grrrr..

I really, really gotta move before someone gets hurt.

Posted by: Dawn at 8:07 PM on 20 September 2003

Could be worse. A friend in Berkeley once had an upstairs neighbor who was (a) an enthusiastic and frequent dancer and (b) had lost a foot in a motorcycle accident. It completely wrecked the rhythm of the dancing, but didn't slow the guy down at all.

Posted by: Dr. Weevil at 8:49 AM on 21 September 2003