20 September 2003
How to tell you're in Hell
The person living directly over you has both a taste for hip-hop and a subwoofer.
Posted at 11:38 AM to Dyssynergy
That's where a sawed off shotgun comes in REALLY handy. Heh heh heh. Oh, ahem.....sorry. SHAME on me. LOL.
General Quarters! General Quarters! All available units to Dustbury ASAP! Full kit! Weapons free! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
How to tell you are driving in Hell - the car next to you has more watts than horsepower plus a 2 foot wing on the back and a chrome coffee can muffler and a taste for hip-hop.
No, she's a 300# black woman with a loud mouth and she sits on her phone at her dining room table, 6 feet from your bedroom window. Grrrr..
I really, really gotta move before someone gets hurt.
Could be worse. A friend in Berkeley once had an upstairs neighbor who was (a) an enthusiastic and frequent dancer and (b) had lost a foot in a motorcycle accident. It completely wrecked the rhythm of the dancing, but didn't slow the guy down at all.