2 November 2003
Now it can be told
The secret origin of the term "metrosexual," as filched from a mayonnaise jar on Funk and Wagnalls' porch:
"Jeebus, Myrtle, would you look at this. Brights
. Every doofus who can bang two syllables together suddenly thinks he's a goddamn movement
, fercrissake. I oughta think of something stupid like that just to watch people fall all over themselves to jump on the bandwagon. Now let's see...."
At this writing, Myrtle remains unavailable for comment.
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» Hunting The Snark - Week 12 from Electric Venom
The Hunt has reached puberty, which means that if you thought you'd seen snippy Snarkage, be warned: it only gets pissier from here. So, in celebration of this milestone, I present the pubescent, puerile link plethora known as the Hunting of the Snark.......[read more]
Bright, illuminated, pass me that square, it's on the table next to the level and the compass.. Anyway, if one of the entry requirements is an uncorroborated self-evaluation, it's crap. Not that I'm against people grouping up so it's easier to hit them with a well-plac... Was that out loud? Sorry. The name of their mob, however, is important to understand how they think. Bright = smart, so obviously you're a complete moron if you believe anything which they don't. While it may be true, it's also the right of every American to believe in ridiculous things, like that our votes count, taxes go for something useful, etc. And any time someone wants to change the way people think to conform to their agenda, it's mostly a Bad Thing. This is no more self-evident than a person that attaches themselves is to another person that isn't quite what they think they should be, because they believe they can change that person, mend their ways, and anything else you see on Springer.
Hey, are you Bright? Why no, I generally default to ambient light levels, as far as I know, and I like it that way.
I've said it before and I'll say it again. If they wanna keep pushing this divisive "bright" crap, I'll declare myself a "Blight!"