The Finch Formerly Known As Gold

12 November 2003

Burglar, well done, no onions

Four Oklahoma City policemen are on administrative leave after catching a burglary suspect more or less in the act and giving him a case of taser burn.

The perp died shortly thereafter, prompting his ex-wife to observe that while he wasn't the most, um, upright of individuals, "he didn't deserve to die."

Some of us, on the other hand, are persuaded that the only good burglar is a dead burglar.

Posted at 5:16 PM to City Scene


Count me in on that one.

Posted by: Steve at 9:29 PM on 12 November 2003

Mmmmm. Double bacon cheeseburglar...

</cannibalistic Homer>

Posted by: McGehee at 7:50 AM on 13 November 2003

I bet you buy that PistolWhip® stuff by the case.

Posted by: CGHill at 1:15 PM on 13 November 2003