16 November 2003
And in other news, ice is cold
NewsOK.com reports with a straight face:
Working longer can help retirees' income
(Sound of "Duh" heard offscreen)
Posted at 9:06 AM to Say What?
Actually, it was in the Closed Captioning™.
When I was scratching around for a job in L.A. in the late Eighties, I contemplated signing on as a captioner, though I wondered whether I'd be able to restrain myself from, um, embedded editorial comment.
Now, of course, I know.