The Finch Formerly Known As Gold

16 November 2003

And in other news, ice is cold

NewsOK.com reports with a straight face:

Working longer can help retirees' income

(Sound of "Duh" heard offscreen)

Posted at 9:06 AM to Say What?


Actually, it was in the Closed Captioning™.

Posted by: McGehee at 3:14 PM on 16 November 2003

When I was scratching around for a job in L.A. in the late Eighties, I contemplated signing on as a captioner, though I wondered whether I'd be able to restrain myself from, um, embedded editorial comment.

Now, of course, I know.

Posted by: CGHill at 3:38 PM on 16 November 2003