The Finch Formerly Known As Gold

19 November 2003

Where would Jesus drive?

Scripture isn't entirely clear on that question, though I think we can safely eliminate Cinemark's Tinseltown moviehouse in Oklahoma City.

And even if the Son of Man were to grace us with an appearance, I doubt seriously that driving right into the box office would be part of the agenda.

Posted at 9:54 PM to City Scene

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It might also be worth noting that Jesus wouldn't go to either -- not without registering.

Posted by: McGehee at 6:44 AM on 20 November 2003

Now, if I'd crashed into a movie theater box office, I might yell the name of Our Lord too -- but I doubt anyone would think I was claiming to be Him.

Posted by: McGehee at 6:45 AM on 20 November 2003