The Finch Formerly Known As Gold

23 November 2003

Public enema number one

This particular anal drip is named Alan Ralsky, and he is now believed to be the World's Leading Spammer.

If they ever bust this guy, I hope he gets pantsed on television, if only to see if he's used any of that penis-enlargement crap.

Posted at 9:12 AM to Scams and Spams , Wastes of Oxygen

Not that pantsing would prove much. My hypothesis: (a) He has used a lot of it. (b) It actually works. (c) He's still way below average.

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

Posted by: Dr. Weevil at 11:24 AM on 23 November 2003

Hmmm. And here we were thinking that he'd be dragging the thing behind him like a train.


Posted by: CGHill at 11:33 AM on 23 November 2003

is it tue that someone has offerer $1 million for ralsky's head - Where to I sign up - my scope is sighted in!

Posted by: gmax at 3:05 PM on 18 December 2003