The Finch Formerly Known As Gold

24 November 2003

Lactose implausible

"Two in the non-breast-feeding section, please."

Burger King says that, um, exposing one's whoppers is permissible.

Although you can't, I presume, use two hands to handle them.

(Muchas gracias: hln.)

Posted at 11:01 AM to Dyssynergy

Only in America would a bunch of women threaten to nurse en masse at a restaurant after a woman was asked to cover up. I guess nobody would be asking, "Anything to drink with that?" that day.

Posted by: Vickie at 3:33 PM on 24 November 2003

Have it your way. Indeed.

Posted by: David at 9:34 PM on 24 November 2003

Look out Hooters!

Posted by: McGehee at 4:57 PM on 28 November 2003