The Finch Formerly Known As Gold

24 November 2003

Staff evaluation

Helen the Everyday Stranger has some, um, pointers for measuring one's love-tackle.

And that goes for the 51 percent of you who are concave rather than convex, too.

(Before you ask: I think the technical term is "ill-hung", not to be confused with Kim Ill-Hung, last seen as the Dear Leader from Pyongyang.)

(Aside to Geoffrey: Dayum. Um, you're excused. Yeah. That's the word.)

Posted at 4:03 PM to Table for One


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