The Finch Formerly Known As Gold

26 November 2003

You can't make me eat that

From the journal Eurotrash:

[T]here seems something puritanically joyless about only eating vegetables. I'm picturing people wearing smocks and maybe bonnets and lots of scourging and self-mutilation after orgasm.

We pause to imagine (if it's not too close to dinnertime) PETA boss Ingrid Newkirk in full tingle.

Now that you've, um, enjoyed that visual, try this Gedanken experiment: Should vegans swallow?

Why, no, I didn't get anything for my birthday. Why do you ask?

(And, while we're on the subject, is it kosher?)

Posted at 8:40 AM to Dyssynergy


Goodness, turning fifty has made you into a little horndog! An entry on measuring one's willy and now an entry on, um, er,-- this topic. There was a time I could read dustbury and not blush-- no longer.

I hope you had a lovely birthday, Charles! And I hope you find some relief for your present condition. :-)

Posted by: Donna at 12:09 PM on 26 November 2003

Charles, you are in rare form! And Happy 50th Birthday, by the way. I started celebrating mine about a year and a half ago. I plan to finish up some time next spring.

Posted by: Francis W. Porretto at 4:03 PM on 26 November 2003

I sat on this entry for a day or so, wondering whether I should actually put it up or not, and finally decided, "Aw, screw it."

Or something like that.

Anyway, if it's true that people's discussion of the subject is inversely proportional to their level of participation, I should probably be running ErosBlog. :)

Posted by: CGHill at 8:04 PM on 26 November 2003

So what does that say about the amount of prurient subject matter on my blog...?

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COOL!

Posted by: McGehee at 5:03 PM on 28 November 2003

Although, I suppose it could be kind of like deliberately invoking Godwin's Law.

Dang.

Posted by: McGehee at 5:05 PM on 28 November 2003