The Finch Formerly Known As Gold

8 December 2003

Breakfast ain't what it used to be

This was emailed to me, and I reprint it without comment:

Many times when marriage is brought up in a discussion between men, the statement is made: "There's no reason to buy the cow when you can get the milk for free."

For all those men who believe that, you may want to keep the following in mind: nowadays, 80% of women are against marriage, as they have wised up to the fact that for 6 ounces of sausage it's not worth buying the entire pig.


Posted at 8:02 PM to Table for One


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I'll keep my oinker and his pinker. Very, very funny.

hln

Posted by: hln at 8:31 PM on 8 December 2003

*smirk*

Posted by: sya at 8:59 PM on 8 December 2003

Ouch.

Posted by: David at 8:59 PM on 8 December 2003