The Finch Formerly Known As Gold

7 January 2004

Coveting thy neighbor's stylebook

Last Minute Network Ltd, a British online travel vendor, managed to irritate some Web surfers with some pseudo-King James pitches; said surfers complained to the UK's Advertising Standards Association. A sample:

And on the sixth day Mary didst flee the office for a humbly priced trip to New York. And she shopp'd til she didst hobble in her kitten heels.

Not funny, especially, and, saith the ASA, not offensive, particularly. Which makes sense, I suppose: everyone talked like that in 1611.

Posted at 11:59 AM to Dyssynergy

What the hell are "kitten heels"?

Posted by: Andrea Harris at 8:31 PM on 7 January 2004

They look something like this.

Posted by: CGHill at 8:36 PM on 7 January 2004