The Finch Formerly Known As Gold

21 January 2004

A gutsy position

You should not count Andrea Harris among the undecided:

I've already made up my mind to vote for Bush, and unless he is found pulling the entrails out of live babies to appease his Dark Masters I doubt there will be anything to make me change my mind.

This seems unlikely, unless baby entrails can be classified as a commodity and futures can be bought and sold on the Chicago Board of Trade. On the other hand, this would certainly simplify No Child Left Behind.

Posted at 8:34 AM to Political Science Fiction


(rimshot)

Posted by: Vickie at 2:26 PM on 21 January 2004

Come to think of it, live-baby-entrail-pulling could attract me to a candidate. Democrats, take notice... (Excuse me, I get these thoughts after a three-bus ride to and from work.)

Posted by: Andrea Harris at 8:44 PM on 21 January 2004

Er, forgot to enclose an italics tag.

Posted by: Andrea Harris at 8:45 PM on 21 January 2004