The Finch Formerly Known As Gold

30 January 2004

A load of crap

Hardly the first time you've seen that here, eh?

But this time I speak literally. Wild at Bleeding Brain, back from his trip to Africa, describes a rather distasteful practice of thuglings in an unnamed city (from the context, I assume Nairobi):


My old man seemed nervous and excited to have his first son back. He sat in the front seat of the car pointing out landmarks in the city as we sped past.

He warned me to keep the windows of the car up because of a popular blackmailing technique used by street urchins.

As a person sat at an intersection, the thieves would lean into the car holding a mass of feces. The occupant of the car would be advised to surrender a wallet and watch. Failure to do so would result in the feces being mashed into the occupant's face.

Now that's an incentive program.

Two parts of Wild's report from Africa have been posted, and I hope there's more to come, not so much because I want to hear about methods of street crime in Kenya, but because the country — indeed, the whole of Africa — seems as remote to me as Neptune, and more often than not the viewpoints filtering through Big Media strike me as tightly canned and loaded down with axes to be ground.

By contrast, Kim Du Toit's tales of South Africa are always compelling, even when they venture into the scary stuff, and I think Wild's stories will be just as worthwhile.

Posted at 11:29 AM | TrackBack

Hi Almost yogurt,

Thank you for the kind link to BB.

Hah..I was mortified to hear of the possibility of being feced.

In fact, there was a doctor from the family that the incident had happened to.

The doctor, more than most, knew how ghastly it was to have unsolicited feces enter into a person's mouth.

He was traumatised and was never the same after that.

Posted by: bleedingbrain at 12:32 AM on 5 February 2004

In the case of -solicited- feces, I would imagine that there would have had to be some sort of -pre-traumatization necessary.

Posted by: Steve at 12:00 AM on 6 February 2004