The Finch Formerly Known As Gold

16 February 2004

Statistical grist

Number of days without setting off alarm system accidentally: 70
Intensity of alarm, in decibels: approximately 115
Response time of alarm company, in minutes: 0.8
On 1-10 scale, embarrassment level on phone with alarm company: 5
Dumbasses living here: 1

Posted at 5:13 PM to General Disinterest


TrackBack: 8:19 AM, 17 February 2004
» The Letter of the Day from Electric Venom
OH baby it's cold outside. But we think it is probably Hot in Hawaii so today's letter of the day is Hot. Hot. Hot. Hot meals. Hot under the collar. Hot Dawg kitty. Hot off the barbie. Hot wheels. Hot potato. Hot lead. Hot over Hanoi. Hot Eniacs. Hotti......[read more]

Been there, done that, glad to hear I ain't the only one...

Posted by: ronbailey at 8:06 PM on 16 February 2004