The Finch Formerly Known As Gold

16 March 2004

Nematode the wet sprocket

It is widely reported that Martin Luther was beset by — or, by some accounts, was obsessed with — flatulence and its, um, related phenomena.

If your immediate response to this is "Yeah, it's because of that Diet of Worms," Dawn Eden has a song for you.

Posted at 7:17 AM to Almost Yogurt


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I'm not sure about the gender gap. At my place of employment, the only official and admitted moment flatulence in four years was perpetrated by a girl.

And don't even get me started on my wife.

Posted by: tom at 10:00 AM on 16 March 2004

May I present Governor William J. LePetomane!


Women don't belch and women don't fart. If they didn't bitch they'd explode!

Posted by: Ralph Gizzip at 7:29 PM on 16 March 2004