The Finch Formerly Known As Gold

17 April 2004

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Donna may seem apolitical, but she has a cause:

The cause I would take as my platform if I was suddenly crowned Miss America or somehow found myself First Lady is ending the systematic genital mutilation of newborn males. If I ever marry and multiply, there is no way on this green earth I will let any doctor touch my son's Zauberstücke.

Given her level of determination, we can probably say goodbye to fast-talking, slow-walking, good-looking Mohel Sam.

Then again:

Of course, I have no interest in having sons, I would much prefer daughters. Hopefully, in 30 years when I am ready for children, it will be possible to choose their sex.

In thirty years, it might even be possible to reassign their sex on the fly, so to speak.

Posted at 8:29 PM to Dyssynergy